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By accessing, browsing, or otherwise using this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by all of the terms and conditions contained within this disclaimer. If you do not agree with any part of these terms, you must immediately close this browser tab, forget everything you have seen, and never speak of it again.

Satire & Comedic Purpose

This website, including all of its content, characters, organizations, councils, tenets, libations, observances, and declarations, is entirely satirical and exists for comedic and entertainment purposes only. The Gin & Juice Social Club is a fictional entity. It is not a real secret society, fraternal order, drinking club, shadow government, or clandestine organization of any kind. Any resemblance to actual secret societies — living, dead, dissolved, or merely pretending to be dissolved — is purely coincidental and frankly a little flattering. Any resemblance to any person, living or dead, who may or may not resemble any member of the Council is purely coincidental.

No Real Membership or Affiliation

No actual membership is offered, implied, or conferred by visiting this website. There is no Council. There are no tenets to which you are bound. No one is watching you. Probably. References to “members,” “Council positions,” or “membership criteria” are fictional narrative elements and do not represent real roles, obligations, or relationships.

Drink Responsibly

The cocktail recipes presented on this site are intended for adults of legal drinking age in their respective jurisdictions. This website does not encourage excessive or irresponsible consumption of alcohol. If you choose to prepare any of the libations described herein, please do so responsibly. The creators of this website are not liable for any consequences arising from the preparation or consumption of any beverages referenced on this site, including but not limited to poor decisions, unsolicited karaoke, regrettable text messages, or sudden philosophical convictions.

No Professional Advice

Nothing on this website constitutes legal, medical, financial, mixological, or existential advice. The content is provided “as is” without warranty of any kind, express or implied. Consult a qualified professional before making any decisions based on information found on a satirical website about a fictional drinking society. We really shouldn’t have to say that, but here we are.

Intellectual Property

All original content on this website — including text, illustrations, logos, and the Grand Boar — is the property of its creators and is protected under applicable copyright laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or repurpose any content without prior written consent, which we will almost certainly not provide.

External Links

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Limitation of Liability

Under no circumstances shall the creators of this website be held liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or imaginary damages arising from your use of this site. This includes, but is not limited to, damages for loss of data, loss of dignity, loss of an evening, or the unsettling feeling that someone may actually be watching.

Changes to This Disclaimer

We reserve the right to modify this disclaimer at any time without notice. Continued use of this website following any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes. We recommend checking this page periodically, though we both know you won’t.

By continuing past this point, you accept all of the above. If you have arrived here by accident, we admire your thoroughness.